Shorty after Christmas, it was suggested by a friend that I write something about how Santa is losing his twinkle. The ...

From many descriptions, Santa is a jolly old elf. But these days he’s not as ... Yes, yes, she’s forbidden cookies. She says that fat Santas give kids bad role models. So no more cookies ...

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